humorking:

same

humorking:

same

harrystylesdildo:

fuckedupadidas:

harrystylesdildo:

cosbyykidd:

harrystylesdildo:

When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet

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I’ll see yall in church

When yall see each other in church the day after he ate ya dirty ass

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Religion is the real abomination here

When she lie and say she a Christian then she turn around and slanders Jesus even after you ate her ass

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harrystylesdildo:

hikuruguiltypleasures:

harrystylesdildo:

Straight men: *put posters of men in tight super hero outfits up all over their room*

Gay men: *put posters of female pop stars wearing almost nothing up all over their room*

How about bisexual men?

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codeinewarrior:

"god i hate kids"

yes cus you weird and not fun and they call you out on it

littleredpartydress:

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he looks like a 75 year old woman with a meth addiction

rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

rydenarmani:

littletootsierollaliengirl:

These little fruits are holding him down

free him

october1997:

sadvaporwavebabe:

i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D

imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray

Ariana Grande - Hands On Me (feat. A$AP Ferg)
39,278 plays

yoncevevo:

ariana-news:

Ariana Grande | Hands On Me (Feat. A$AP Ferg ) | Buy on iTunes

SKIRT OFF KEEP THE HIGH HEELS ON, MIGHT BE A LITTLE THING BUT I LIKE THAT LOOONG DICK

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what the hell