When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet
I’ll see yall in church
When yall see each other in church the day after he ate ya dirty ass
Religion is the real abomination here
When she lie and say she a Christian then she turn around and slanders Jesus even after you ate her ass
Straight men: *put posters of men in tight super hero outfits up all over their room*
Gay men: *put posters of female pop stars wearing almost nothing up all over their room*
How about bisexual men?
"god i hate kids"
yes cus you weird and not fun and they call you out on it
he looks like a 75 year old woman with a meth addiction
i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D
imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray
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SKIRT OFF KEEP THE HIGH HEELS ON, MIGHT BE A LITTLE THING BUT I LIKE THAT LOOONG DICK
what the hell