unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

unclefather:

*opens bent iphone like a flip phone*

me: what’s the sitch 

scarypoke:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit

rufus is so annoying stfu binch.

geraddict:

kat-whiskers-phan:

SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE

check engines too, when i was younger my cat crawled into the engine and had his tail cut off when the car was started.

geraddict:

kat-whiskers-phan:

SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE

check engines too, when i was younger my cat crawled into the engine and had his tail cut off when the car was started.

lancemich:

Steal his look: Sam pepper
Inflatable dick costume ($29.99)

lancemich:

Steal his look: Sam pepper

Inflatable dick costume ($29.99)

this boy is so cute and nerdy he reminds me of max from 90210 :’)

fav mutual: [likes one post i made]
me: what are we